Uturd
A piece of shit from Utah.
upturd
when you hold back an impending crap long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or shitting your pants
Carl suddenly had to take a shit on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upturd.
utardation
A derivitave of Utard, kind of like retardation, but applies to the status quo.
Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).
Also applicable: utardism (what happens to children who grow up in utah) and utarded (when all hope is lost of them ever becoming normal or intelligent).
Utardation is rampant here.
utardation by RCL84770 December 12, 2008
Utard
"Man, here comes Jack Moroni. I swear he's never been out of Provo. All he does is drink cough syrup and talk about snowboarding. What a Utard."
"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."
"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard."
utard
A bad driver with Utah license plates. Also, anyone from Utah who acts like an idiot, or is a little behind in current culture/slang because Utah is so far inland from California.
Utard
1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc.
2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.
2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people.