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combines the words "Utah" and "Retard"
Someone from Utah. These utards don't even serve catsup, they only have fry sauce.
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A bad driver with Utah license plates. Also, anyone from Utah who acts like an idiot, or is a little behind in current culture/slang because Utah is so far inland from California. Can you believe she is still using the word "gnarly" and wearing acid wash jeans like they're the latest thing? The biggest problem with Utah is that it's full of Utards!
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A Utard is somebody stupid from Utah. No need to be a Mormon (but it doesn't hurt). "Man, here comes Jack Moroni. I swear he's never been out of Provo. All he does is drink cough syrup and talk about snowboarding. What a Utard."
"He got his film degree at Brigham Young. What a Utard." |
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A combination of Utah and Retard. Usually designated for Utah's notoriously bad drivers (or Mormons), Utards learned to drive on a tractor that doesn't have blinkers, mirrors or go above 30 mph (in the fast lane). That dude drives like a fucking Utard. Partying with Utards is boring; all they do is read scriptures and eat jello.
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1) Stereotypical, obnoxious person from Utah. Almost always Mormon, big into snowboarding, Republican, etc. 2) A dialect native to Utah, often spoken by said people. 1) UTARD: Hey, dudes, lets go play a wicked game of Gatorade Pong after we're done hitting the slopes!
ME: Shut the fuck up, you're such a Utard. 2) UTARD: My house is in between the moun'n and the crick in American Fark. |
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Some one who puts retarded stuff on utube, some one who spends too much time watching retarded stuff on utube. Mikie was up all night watching stupid junk on Utube and now can hardly talk, what an Utard,
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A combo of the words Utah and Mormon. A modern day version of 'the wheat and the tares' story. A Utard is a "tare" that grows up among the "wheat". They don't really know much about their religion but float along following the rules to fit-in in the Utah society. We have 113 active priests in our ward, but half of them are utards.
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