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someone who has not endured vaginal, or anal sex. They are hard to find but are still some out there.
lyndsay do you think that broghan is a unicorn?

No Michael she had rectum sex last month with Cameron no way is she a unicorn
by missunicorn2k12 March 23, 2012
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The assumption that good women are hard to find, like unicorns
-Hows things working out with you a Courtney bro?

-Not too good, thought I had a unicorn but turns our shes just another skeezer

by JW14 April 13, 2009
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Verb: To fuck someone with a strap-on dildo strapped to your head. Named because the dildo looks like a unicorn's horn.
Richard Simmons: "Oh, George Michael! Please unicorn me!"
by Lamilton Taeshawn July 23, 2015
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A police vehicle over 15 years old but is still in active police service. It should have been retired years ago but the city officials keep a tight budget.
(Man 1) Hey, look at that old ass police car! Do you think it's real? (Man 2) Yeah man that's a unicorn! They are rare as shit!
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by ManDogDude November 25, 2016
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Don't you dare tell me they're not real! THEY ARE REAL GODDAMNIT!
by TheWhiteBowser July 18, 2016
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Unicorns are kept In hair dye factories to make exotic colors such as vivid or non purples, blues, and pinks. The hair dye is used from the unicorns blood... if you have ever wandered why you never see unicorns or people think they don't exist, there is only one possible reason the hair dye companies keep them held hostage in their factories to make unlimited supplies of hair dye.
Unicorns are magical creatures that nobody believed existed until now.😊 thanks to me.
by AshleNicole August 07, 2016
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A theoretical person of either gender in any context whose qualities are so idealized that it precludes their existence. Someone who is literally too good to be true.
Amy: "I've been on seventy four dates in three months and I haven't met any quality guys yet!"
Bob: "Guys? Sounds like you're trying to date a unicorn!"
by RogueEconomist August 13, 2015
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