i mystical creature with a sharp horn on its head. the chances of you finding one in real life is about the same as finding a mary-sue
Girls are like unicorns, beautiful, intellegent, but if u get to close u get gored"
by inoesomestuff June 09, 2005
A word used to describe a dickhead
Omar is a unicorn
by unicornfamily December 28, 2013
A word referring to the drug marijuana.
"Yesterday I smoked almost an ounce of unicorns with my homies I was so baked."

"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"
by The Notorious Big May 26, 2011
the magical, mystical creature that is the female erection, or lady wood.
"Regina, your unicorn is showing". or.. (Tounge rolled up, mouth open) "Chelsea, put your unicorn in here." OR "Garrett Hedlund gives me a MAD unicorn!
by coricamram May 01, 2011
a horsey with one horn on it's head. most little girls or gay/idiotic/weird/stupid/childish boys want or do believe in.
older bro: hey little sis! unicorns aren't real!!

lil sis: yes they r!!! MOMMY!!! WAAAAAAA!!!! *runs away screamin to mommy holdin a toy unicorn*
by awsome hippie peace April 09, 2011
n.

1. A horse that has a single horny thickening of the skin, also known as a corn.
Only one corn per unicorn is allowed. Two makes it a horse.

2. A person similarly endowed.
Hans: Look! It's a unicorn!
Dieter: No Hans, it's got two corns, it's just a regular horse.

Hans: Oh mein gott, Dieter! I seem to have grown a single horny thickening of the skin!
Dieter: It's called a corn, you stupid unicorn!
by Hans und Dieter June 20, 2007
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