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One who Spontaneously sprouts a penis
usually a female to a male
it in some way resembles a horse magically turning into a unicorn. Hence the vulgar expression of calling someone a unicorn
Taylor is a f*cking unicorn.
by uraloserhaha March 09, 2010
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1. An animal that kicks ass.
2. I rhinocerous. That's right. I just crushed your dreams.
3. An extremely malformed smiley face.
awesome person 1: <:D
awesome person 2:...is that a unicorn?
by ....:D July 25, 2010
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A Unicorn is a gentlemen of African American decent that plays professional hockey in the United States of America. They are called such because it is such a rare occurrence to spot one in the NHL that their mythic status is often compared to the fabled Unicorn.
Bro #1: Bro we went to the hockey game and I saw a Unicorn
Bro #2: No way I thought those didn't exist
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Someone who tells crazy stories about when they were drunk or partying, but nobody actually sees them partying ever.

A kid who tries to make himself look like a god by telling crazy stories that are complete bullshit.

Someone who talks themselves up to fuck mad bitches, but nobody sees them hook up with anyone.
Unicorn- dude when I was with my boys, their so crazy, we got arrested for pissing on some guys porch, we were so drunk, i remember everything. I hooked up with an Asian chick, i was wasted.

You- this kid is so full of shit, hes a fucking unicorn
by Dillallo95 March 29, 2010
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A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it ; made popular from the show "Glee" when it was said by Brittany to Kurt
“When a pony does a good deed, he gets a horn and he becomes a unicorn and poops out cotton candy until he forgets he's magical and then his horn falls off. And black unicorns, they become zebras."

"A unicorn is someone who knows they're magical and isn't afraid to show it.”
by lovesong13 November 13, 2011
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A unicorn is the world's most magnificent creature. Considered as a cross between a lion, a goat, and a horse, these majestic creatures have a magical horn that is known to carry magical healing powers. Rainbows, candy, and pretty much everything good in the universe can be summed up as a unicorn.
"You're wearing so many rainbow colors that you look like a unicorn threw up on you."
"That guy is so perfect... I think he may be an undercover unicorn."
"Narwhals are just unicorn wannabes! They're not magical or anything good in the world like unicorns are, they just have a giant tooth!"
"Look at how graceful she is! She's almost as majestic as a unicorn."
by unicorn<3er November 16, 2011
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(adj.) A term used to describe anyone who is exceptionally naive, especially in their comments, lifestyle, and contacts with other people.

(n.) A person that lacks a real world perspective and wears rose colored goggles; someone that prances around and sees only rainbows, fairies, and gumdrops; A term used to describe most college freshman.
Anna told some of her friends today that she thinks Kyle likes her because he studied with her over the weekend. How unicorn is that?

Just met some of the incoming freshman class. This time tomorrow we are going to be up to our armpits in unicorns!

She is such a unicorn! Last night she came to the apartment and yelled "Hey guys!" When she walked in. Then she started dancing around the room twirling and singing.

-Do you think she will be there tonight? I had better wear my lucky boxers in case she wants to talk to me.
-Dude, quit acting like a unicorn.
by Tarsicius936 November 01, 2011
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