Undre

A surreal charicature of a Metairie brosky, daddy deamster, and pretentious alternative go-green cunt. Known for absurd notions, vile manners, and pathological/compulsive lying, this species is indigenous to all places trash, ubiquitous in regards to bro hangouts, LA Fitnesses, and tanning salons. Inform this specie of its delusions, ill feats, or distorted facial features, and it will most likely respond in incoherent babbling rants of no logical substance - whatsoever.

The Undre: "Dude that hippie girl is so on my nuts."
In response: "Un."

The Undre: "Me and my boys are going to the hottest clubs in DC tonight."
In response: "Me and my boys! Undre."

Undre by Jajunk June 21, 2010

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Bows Under

English expression meaning to have more work that you can possibly deal with. It originated with the Royal Navy and referred to those times when a ship was caught in a severe storm or hurricane. This would require the crew member to work continuously, often for extended periods with little rest, to ensure the safety of the ship. During this time the ship would have green seas coming over the bows so that it appeared as if the bows were under water. When telling of the experience once they were back on shore, the sailors would refer to the ship as being 'bows under' and gradually the expression became associated with the excessive workload incurred at the time as well, so that having an excessive workload requiring continuous application to clear became known as being 'bows under'.

The expression came to be used within the Royal Dockyards to denote times when excessive workloads were experienced. One notable occasion being 1982 when, in response to the Argentine invasion of the Falkland Islands, the Royal Dockyards fitted out ships taken up from trade for Naval service in less than six weeks, Commercial shipbuilders said that this would take more than six months for each vessel, but by carrying out the work in less than a quarter of the time quoted by commercial shipbuilders the Royal Dockyards were 'bows under'.

"This is the first weekend off I've had in six weeks! We've been bows under!"

Bows Under by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

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Unbreaded

To be free of worldly cares and aspirations. To no longer give a shit. Unburdened. Unchained. Free.

Touchdown. On Paper? Unbreaded. Nope, hold up. Touchdown. On Paper. Unbreaded. Oh right. Touchdown. Paper. I never gave a shit. That, this was never to these. Touchdown. Paper. UNBREADED! DYE!

Unbreaded by Valuko February 4, 2022

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The Crab Under the Bridge

Verb: The act of performing a spit roast while a male takes the crab position beneath the female, with head placed between the penetrating male's legs while receiving a tit wank from the females low hanging breasts. This person may or may not lick the balls of the penetrating man.

Guy 1: "Yo CB3 was the Crab Under the Bridge and started tounging my balls."
Guy 2: "I'll have to try that sometime with Loz and Haz."

The Crab Under the Bridge by Zeek-McBreadsticks November 7, 2014