In the world of online gaming, Umtard refers to a retarded player that resorts to insults, rage quitting, clone killing (power-leveling), complaining, camping, hacking, glitching and being an asshole in general. The origin of this word spawns from the game Rush Team 2, where two players by the names of Umnika and MrUmni displayed all of the above characteristics to the extreme.
That guy is such an Umtard!
Stop complaining about lag you Umtard!
LOL! Look at that Umtard. He rage quit.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.