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Use The Fucking SimpLite.
An expression used by 1337 h4x0r5.
*Started unencrypted conversation with Hacker1337*
You: UTFS, n00b.
Hacker1337: oh, sry
utfs by _the_real_xakep_ May 25, 2010
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The was an administrator that had a UTFS while Twittering this mornong in the District Office.
UTFS by Mrh8sualot October 5, 2017
USE THE FUCKING SEARCH ENGINE usually used in forums against newbies also known as UTSE
UTFSE!!! (sorry gotta make it longer)
utfse by jungboho April 7, 2004
Use The Fucking Search Button
<Idiot> I don't know if this was asked but...insert question that was aasked 100 times already?
<SMART-MAN> UTFSB, that is what it is there for dumbass.
UTFSB by AbuBamsry August 20, 2003
Use the forum search engine
How do i root "android device" ?

UTFSE
utfse by breadnbetter May 20, 2016

TFSE (UTFSE) 

"The Fucking Search Engine"

An abbrevation linked to "the Hive's" search engine.
The Hive was a Forum where people wrote about clandestine chemistry and mind altering drugs in general.
It got shut down in 2004.
guy asking:"Hey guys whats the easiest way to cook me some Meth?
guy answering: Use TFSE (UTFSE) fucking larvae.
TFSE (UTFSE) by deetheconqueror December 15, 2017
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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