USS Porter DDG-78 is a rustbucket shithole of a US Navy vessel that is currently homeported in Norfolk, Va. Is known for having a corrupt chain of command, rampant fraternization, more broken equipment than working equipment, and an extremely low level of morale. If you ever see this ship, feel sorry for those who are stationed there, and thank God that you are not.
by former member of USS Porter June 20, 2010