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Only the most feared military vehicle in the world!
"That is one fearful military vehicle," Brent stated. "It must be the USS Nimitz!" exclaimed Curt.
by B Hard January 15, 2008
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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Short for "Never Imagined Myself In This Zoo."
Army Man: I'm deploying to Afghanistan next week. What about you?
Navy Man: USS Nimitz.
Army Man: And what are you going to do on a boat for 6 months with a bunch of men and not enough women?
Navy Man: I am an accountant.
Army Man: ...
Navy Man: What?
Army Man: ...GTFO, squid.
by Squid48 October 16, 2009
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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