A place for stalkers.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.
Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!
by McMinorrrRocks April 13, 2009
A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well

www.twitter.com
"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."
by Katy May February 12, 2009
Socially condoned stalking.
Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!
by Dionysus101 May 26, 2009
the legal way to stalk celebrities
im going to go on twitter to see what joe jonas is up to. then i can tweet to him my thoughts. hopefully he'll read it.
by im in love with the pena June 27, 2010
Basically Facebook without everything but status'.
Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.
by The Great Pretender. June 29, 2009
A place for aspiring stalkers!
Everyone on twitter says to "follow me" --- Stalkers fallow people...
by BeeRBee May 20, 2009
(v.) - to follow.

As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.

-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.

-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
by rhinodynia September 23, 2010
A waste of time. So you can update whatever you're doing whenever you want, so what? Seriously, why would anyone care what you are doing? At least with Facebook, you can add information about yourself and have friends, not "followers" and you can chat with your friends instead of sending stupid updates. Everything about twitter sucks and so does the lame, cutesy way they use to send updates. C'mon, "tweets"? That's lame. Twitter is for losers.
Twitter user - OMG I have to send a tweet about what I ate for breakfast, and later I'll tweet about how I took a dump and then I'll tweet about how I'm going to the mall later.

Only losers with no lives use Twitter.
by iduncurr August 09, 2009

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