A place for stalkers.
People willingly tell parts of their life, known as "tweeting" and anyone can freely view their posts.
Who's this guy that keeps replying to my tweets on Twitter. He's following me and I don't even know him!
1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
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A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well
"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."
Socially condoned stalking.
Everyone knows where I am at every second of every single day thanks to Twitter...Which is great because I'm SOOO important...God Bless Tweets!!!!
Basically Facebook without everything but status'.
Rick: Do you use Twitter?
Dave: Why would I, I have a Facebook.
Rick: Sounds reasonable.
A place for aspiring stalkers!
Everyone on twitter says to "follow me" --- Stalkers fallow people...
(v.) - to follow.
As Twitter is basically a site for following people to see their tweets, it can be said that to twitter is to follow.
-The man in the white van was hardcore twittering the little kids in the park, waiting for his chance to strike.
-I'm trying to twitter your story, but sheesh, you're talking to fast.
-I was going to go on Twitter to twitter your tweets but some twats tweet-blocked me.
A waste of time. So you can update whatever you're doing whenever you want, so what? Seriously, why would anyone care what you are doing? At least with Facebook
, you can add information about yourself and have friends, not "followers" and you can chat with your friends instead of sending stupid updates. Everything about twitter sucks and so does the lame, cutesy way they use to send updates. C'mon, "tweets"? That's lame. Twitter is for losers.
Twitter user - OMG I have to send a tweet about what I ate for breakfast, and later I'll tweet about how I took a dump and then I'll tweet about how I'm going to the mall later.
Only losers with no lives use Twitter.