A social networking site that's perfect for stalking people with ease.
Ever since I made a Twitter account, that creepy, middle aged
man seems to be everywhere I go.
by Valintino the Big Surpremo August 25, 2010
A social networking site in which you 'follow' people to see what they're doing. In simple terms, a site on which you stalk people to know what they're doing every moment of their lives.
Girl: Robert Pattinson is in Italy at the moment.
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl: Twitter.
Girl 2: Oh.
by ilyrpattz June 02, 2009
Twitter is a place for People With No Lifes To Talk To NO ONE
GUY1: hey, get a twitter
GUY2: dude. i have friends, i dont need a twitter
GUY1: but i have 70 people following me on twitter
GUY3: get a fucking life
by AdamRock1 May 01, 2009
A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.
Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.
by Non-Twatterer July 17, 2009
1. a facility for bird-brains to get 15 secs of fame.
2. things I really didn't need to know about your habits
3. a more useful personal tracking method than GPS
4. a very public form of personal chat
5. the lasting productions of a twit
6. a good way to become dooced
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by rivitoz June 02, 2009
Social media messaging service for staying in touch and keeping up with friends from anywhere. Usable through a growing number of platforms including SMS, IM, and various desktop clients, as well as the Twitter website.
I message all my friends through Twitter every time I'm stopped in traffic. It's great!
by Ladanea March 18, 2008
A social networking site that deals with simply status updates. Instead of friends you have "followers" and you can follow people as well

www.twitter.com
"I'm following Barack Obama on twitter."
by Katy May February 12, 2009

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