Ever since I made a Twitter account, that creepy, middle aged
man seems to be everywhere I go.
A website that allows self obsessed people to tell what their doing in 140 words or less. Its a piece o' shit.
I'm in a meeting, listening to people talk about projected stocks for our company in the coming year.
Who gives an F ing crap if you're in a meeting. Twitter is really lame.
Facebook for people with short attention spans.
basically, anything on the trending topics on twitter would only last about 40 seconds, unless its the iran election.
Twitter is a place for People With No Lifes To Talk To NO ONE
GUY1: hey, get a twitter
GUY2: dude. i have friends, i dont need a twitter
GUY1: but i have 70 people following me on twitter
GUY3: get a fucking life
A social networking site in which you 'follow' people to see what they're doing. In simple terms, a site on which you stalk people to know what they're doing every moment of their lives.
Girl: Robert Pattinson is in Italy at the moment.
Girl 2: How do you know?
Girl 2: Oh.
A place where twats with delusions of grandeur can write about anything mundane and trivial in their lives, all the while believing that the whole world wants to know.
Jim has no friends and no life but he regularly posts on Twitter about pretty much nothing for the whole world to read. Twitter has given Jim an entourage of random strangers and makes him feel like a rock star.
messaging service for staying in touch and keeping up with friends from anywhere. Usable through a growing number of platforms including SMS, IM, and various desktop clients, as well as the Twitter website.
I message all my friends through Twitter every time I'm stopped in traffic. It's great!