Twiddling

is when you are working from home and logged on your computer and to stop it from going to sleep and your manager knowing you are not working you keep moving the mouse or laptop pad

I was so bored at home when working it takes all my effort just to start twiddling

by Markim July 7, 2020

twiddle

To stimulate a woman´s clit by rubbing lightly on and around her love button zone. Not to be confused with tweaking, which implies more focused rub-a-dub. Typically you start twiddling and end up tweaking.
See also: no stinky pinky

I was just twiddling her a bit, but she came all the same

by Hugh G Rection October 7, 2003

Twiddle

An insult that carries no specific definition.

The word is a near combination of the words,

Douche,

Twat,

Diddle,

Ninny, and

Lusre.

A few of these words dont even share similar structure as twiddle, though they share similar meaning.
Of course urban dictionary will not show accurate depictions of these words, so assume most of them are similar to just being a little bitch.

Common traits consist of, stupidity, pacifism, apathy, lameness, boring, pessimism, and pansyness.

Use twiddle at your own likely leisure and be assured its a pointless insult thats useful in a way that it's new and not yet institutionalized.

Julien: Hey dude.. that girl I boned last night was super loose! you should have seen it..

Ralph: Well, I just read in girl cosmo that woman's vaginas only expand from birth... So, you have a small penis.

Julien: Are you joking? you know how I know your a gay twiddle? You read girl cosmo...

by Mac-Daddy Pimp Sauce January 30, 2009

twiddle

the act of a woman fondling her clitoral appendage with her fingers in a clockwise manner in the privacy of her own home, the campus library bathroom, in the presence of her significant other, or while being taken violently and brilliantly from behind

1 -"You fucking like that?"
-"Oh my God, it feels so good, but do you mind if I twiddle?"

2- "You started masturbating when?"
-"Well, I started humping pillows when I was like 8 or 9, but I don't think I started twiddling until I was 12, when I learned how to download erotic stories"

3- "I didn't know you masterbate?"
- "Ever girl twiddles, and she's fucking lying slut if she tells you otherwise."

by Grant Philip Wheeler January 21, 2007

twiddle

to partake in sexual exhanges over Twitter

"Hey, how are things going with Stacey?"

"Awesome, we totally Twiddled yesterday."

by the rev. dirty harry July 25, 2009

Twiddle

the act of smoking marijuana

What do you want to do today?

Let's go ink our bodies and proceed to twiddle up.

by twiddler7 February 3, 2011

twiddle

The official name for the wavy puncuative line demonstrated thusly: ~. Otherwise known as a tilde.

I wish I could understand the Spanish language. It just has too many accents and twiddles over the N's.

by Maria April 5, 2005