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Twenty9United 

A legend in the FT community. Always there for people when they need him the most. He’s probably the biggest Kai Havertz in the world and he’s the Leverkusen admin’s best friend.
Twenty9United is the goat.

twentytard 

Any guy over the age of nineteen that is NOT really mentally retarded and STILL lives with mommy and daddy, has no job, no car, finds a girlfriend online then has to depend on his parents to pick that girl up AND pay for everything.
As the girl watched the clock pass another hour beyond the promised time, she got a text from her twentytard boyfriend stating his mommy was still sleeping and the date wasn't happening.
twentytard by jpg3 October 21, 2012
-noun
1. A member of the female gender.
2. The image of a woman on a bathroom stall sign who has had part of her dress scratched out, causing her bottom half to resemble a tent.
3. A male who exhibits feminine qualities.
4. A male who is whipped or takes orders from his significant other.
5. A gentleman with the unfortunate job of constructing/shipping tents.
Get back into the kitchen, tentman! There's a clock on the stove!
Tentman by Gentleman Davy Roberts January 5, 2011

twentycashregular 

When you roll up to a New Jersey gas station and ask the attendant to pump your gas because you ain't some punk ass bitch that pumps their own gas like the losers from the other 49 states.
Gas station attendant: How can I help you?
You: twentycashregular
*Gas station attendant opens your tank and fills it with $20 worth of regular gas.*
You: Thank you. (*as you hand the attendant a wrinkly $20 bill *)
Gas station attendant: See you next time.
twentycashregular by njrulez December 2, 2019

Twentyonesome 

Surprisingly enough, when you have sex with 20 FUCKING OTHER PEOPLE.
Anyone who has a twentyonesome should get a medal for sluttiness.

Twentynine Palms 

A place in the middle of nowhere California full of nothing but Marines, crackheads, Asians and desert rats (also known as 'Cougars,' 'Desert Yetis' and 'That bitch that gave me the clap.' Generally avoided by anyone that has any semblence of a life, and loathed by most that live there. Often subjected to high winds which will hopefully cover it in sand one day.
See also: 29 Palms
Person 1: "What the hell is that smell?"
Person 2: "That's just Twentynine Palms."