Tweetyrant 

A petulant tantrum of sturm and drang called down upon customer service representatives, major corporations, political parties or movements or (as it may be) the inadequate clue level of one's employer; the annoyance thus generated is discharged through a flurry of ranting on the popular micro-blogging service Twitter, with accompanying foul, abusive and inappropriate language.

Fuck me, Bagless threw his rattle out of his pram and had a bit of a tweetyrant about the AV Referendum the other night.

Tweetyrant by imipak May 20, 2011

tweetcrastinate 

How tech geeks procrastinate: randomly updating their twitter account over and over and over and over…usually with boring updates.
Combo of procrastinate and tweet.

Tech geek online: Today, I got bored and decided to tweetcrastinate. Ha. Ha. Ha.

tweetcrastinate by chocolate chocobo November 29, 2009

Tweetanthropy

The condition where a person honestly and simply doesn't care who does or does not follow them on Twitter.

I'm a Tweetanthropist (nb: One who has tweetanthropy) - go ahead and unfollow me, I don't care

Tweetanthropy by Berym November 2, 2010

tweetybanger 

The word used by fuddy duddys here and there alike to describe any variety of electronic music which they inveitably harbour hatred for. (inc dubstep, house etc)

That tune is god-damned awful it's a right tweetybanger!

tweetybanger by holmzyboy May 15, 2011

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016