When you roll up to a New Jersey gas station and ask the attendant to pump your gas because you ain't some punk ass bitch that pumps their own gas like the losers from the other 49 states.
Gas station attendant: How can I help you?
You: twentycashregular
*Gas station attendant opens your tank and fills it with $20 worth of regular gas.*
You: Thank you. (*as you hand the attendant a wrinkly $20 bill *)
Gas station attendant: See you next time.
You: twentycashregular
*Gas station attendant opens your tank and fills it with $20 worth of regular gas.*
You: Thank you. (*as you hand the attendant a wrinkly $20 bill *)
Gas station attendant: See you next time.
by njrulez December 3, 2019