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Flatulence produced when air escapes your anus at the same time as a solid object. Although usually associated with that high pitched fart that comes out as you take a huge dump, it is also much like what results from air being forced up your anus while participating in anal sex.
The headboard thumping and the quiet tweetering on the other side of the wall could only mean one thing: anal sex.

The soft tweeters in the bathroom were a sure sign that the one working stall was occupied.
by Coos Baylien October 18, 2011
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An Incorrectly pronounced form of "Twitter," usually used by those who haven't yet evolved from using AIM and are still getting used to the chat feature on Myspace.
"What site is that? Tweeter?"

"It's Twitter, asshole."
by Rachaelmalice April 13, 2010
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someone tweeting there every act and movement during there day
today garrison bumstead of bumsteads bicycles tweeted that he was shitting and then he wiped his ass therefore "tweeters"
by shagahoe October 24, 2009
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When your underwear accidentally wedges it self between your butt crack making it uncomfortable (usually happens at really awkward times like in public) for you and you have to manually pull it back out.
People started staring at me when i unplugged my underwear out of my butt crack, but that tweeter was killing me.
by eric edub December 11, 2011
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Tweeter ~ a Tweeter is a yellow vehicle of some sort. You can use tweeters in a game. Upon seeing a Tweeter, yell, "Tweeter!!" and keep score of who finds the most. This can commonly be played with the game Pdiddle.
"Yesterday we were driving down the highway and I saw six Tweeters while Harold only found 2!"
by Magglz6767 February 20, 2009
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It's a bird with a mask. He hops. Try to get on top of his head.

Hates most vegetables and fruits.
Cannot fly, despite having wings.
Known to live extremly long lifetimes.
Extremely rare in the wild.
Holy shit I just got my ass hopped to death by a TWEETER!
by Saint Tweeter May 26, 2004
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It is what you call your weiner if you wanna be all cool about it.
"Girl, don't you dare lay a finger on my tweeter!"
by Bobby Saggs March 13, 2006
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