a religious group where you worship our god and daddy Alex turner whom we love oh so very very much. he is so sexy we love him so much. we show our devotion by staring at pictures of Alex turner and dreaming about him. He is the leader of the Alex Turnerist group, with his followers (the Turnerers) being the legendary Matt Helders, Jamie Cook, Nick O'Malley, and Miles Kane. They are mentioned in the book Cornerstone, which is currently being stored at the Heartbreak Hotel on Last Laugh Lane. That book contains testament 505, which says "All life must be devoted to Alex Turner." We believe that all people look good on the dance floor and that love is a laser quest. We must always keep on our balaclavas and put on our dancing shoes until the sun goes down.
person1: what religion are you a part of?
person2: I'm a part of the alex turnerists.
person1:what is that?
person2: pure devotion to alex turner.
A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.
Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottishlanguage and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.
Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.