When you go to sell something as it's worth way less than you paid for it.
I went to sell my Turkish lira since I live in the United States and bought Turkish lira hoping it would be a worthy investment, and I went to sell it, and it turns out it's totally worthless! WTF! is wrong with the Turkish exchange rate?!
The Exchane rate in ratio form of how many local girls banged are equal to a Turkish girl. Famously Turkish girls are hard to bang so the closer the ratio to 1:1 the harder to bang.
Guy 1: What's the Turkish Exchange Rate for France
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'