You: OMG! Turdi will not leave me the fuck alone!
Boy: Just don't pick up to Turdi!!
....Unfortuantely this is a real life example.
Rob; looks that way but trust me Neil she has a turdis, she took 10inches dry and didn't even buck.
Neil; really so where did you borrow the other 5 inches to give her.
Rob; get fucked cunt