An short, top up sleep often in the afternoon by those who’s nights sleep is restricted by difficult working hours or a hectic social life.
Don’t ring after two I often do a bit of carpentry in the afternoon.
What do ya mean?
I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.
What do ya mean?
I go upstairs and put two legs on a bed.
by Stone in Shoe Bob November 2, 2009
by Chus Buttface April 4, 2005
by Maddestmonkey May 22, 2019
Sleep carpentry is akin to sleep walking; however in sleep carpentry, one begins carpentry work on his/her house whilst asleep.
"Oh man, last night was crazy. I went to sleep and when I woke up there was a brand new, handmade cabinet in my kitchen."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
"Bro, that's a definite case of sleep carpentry. You're a sleep carpenter."
"Bro."
by Schderp May 13, 2014
A carpentry ninja is one who approaches carpentry challenges with skill, determination, and problem solving. This is usually reflected in their speed, confidence, exceptional agility, and success at pretty much everything.
This bathroom remodel was definitely the work of a carpentry ninja...look at the clean cuts and consistency over here...
by carpentryninja1 June 7, 2011
“Yo Brigham, ever since I left the church, I Ben trying to hit the back door. I told my wife that it was either anal or Dutch carpentry…she chose anal.”
by ElMormonGrande April 20, 2023
Construction method that is often amateur in nature and generally performed with minimal measuring and little attention to aesthetics. Ideal for situations where speed and functionality are more important than appearance.
by Saikotik Gunman July 18, 2008