Turdasm
A turd that feels so unbelievably good when you pass it, making you scream "Oh, God!" as if you were having an orgasm.
Turdasm by Jimmy Speedo June 30, 2009
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Turdasaurus Rex
Turdasaurus Rex by TastyTurdSandwitch July 5, 2010
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turdsmirk
turdsmirk by BoomScooter November 19, 2009
turdamaloo
A collectible item that one owns or wishes to buy, but which does not quite fit in with the main theme of your collection. Something you really like but which is not quite in line with your usual tastes.
"I have the full series of 1970s Britains Deetail toy soldiers, plus a few extra turdamaloos from the 1960s Britains Swoppets range that I picked up on eBay."
turdamaloo by hampollo December 5, 2011
turdamisu
A problem or situation with several shitty parts to deal with. Like a tiramisu, but instead of layers of sweet dessert, it's just layers and layers of turd.
"Yes, my ex-wife wrecked her car, but that's just the first level of this turdamisu. Now she can't work, needs me to cover our kids math lessons, and I just got my hours cut back."
turdamisu by Mr. Snyder April 14, 2020
turdsmell
turdsmell; slang; noun, 1. referring to a mid 1980's toyota tercel 4wd wagon 2. term of endearment for ones Toyota turdsmell wagon, 3. the smell that permeates off of ones turd.
turdsmell by turdsmell#2 January 6, 2011
Turdgasm
Generally after constipation, when one shits so hard that the feeling of relief and the stimulating of the sensory neurons in the anus, generate an orgasm so intense that many have been know to become enraged and rip the fucking toilet seat off of its hinges.
Turdgasm by Dr. Douchebag July 9, 2010