An extremely respectable breed, there is only one left. A very good-looking dino. He does not eat other dinos, because cannibalism is bad. He also is the kindest, most caring dinosaur you will ever meet. He can always make you laugh. He can always make you feel better when you are depressed. He can always fix everything in the world that could be wrong because he is just that perfect. The Tuckasaurus could have any woman in the world that he wants, yet he picks the Pokemon called "Squirtle." Squirtle is completely in love with the Tuckasaurus. It is not hard to understand why. After all, the Tuckasaurus is the most lovable dino there ever was.

Look at that Tuckasaurus! Dang, I wish I were him. He can get any chick. And he's so freaking hawt.

Tuckasaurus by SquirtleChick January 25, 2013

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Tardasawrus

A person who is such a complete retard, that the words "retard" and "tard" just aren't enough to express the level of their retardedness.

That guy is a complete Tardasawrus!

Tardasawrus by Hunter September 1, 2005

Tugasaurus

The art of tugging on a penis. Some men might name their dick "Tugasaurus".

My dick's name is Tugasaurus.

Tugasaurus by Lucky Ass Girl May 27, 2017

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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