Troddle 

To walk while wasting time and with uncertainty.

(See: tred, toddle)
Copyrighted to Cara Wood

The fox troddled past the window.

Troddle by The Awake Club August 22, 2004

Troddle 

when in a vehicle: operating it poorly, for instance stumbling over rocks or other debris, and can sometimes be reckless

She troddled down the muddy road and almost crashed into a scooter.

Troddle by rpq March 2, 2018

toddler rage 

When a toddler has reached the end of their patience & flies into a rage.

The toddler said, Fun room! Fun room! (His brothers' room with video games). They kept their door shut & he always wanted to go in there. He flew into a toddler rage & kicked a hole in the door & said "I wish I was wearing boots so I could've kicked a bigger hole!" He totally kicked the door off its hinges 3 or 4 times! He'd reached the end of his patience.

toddler rage by Starchylde May 25, 2016

toddlebrity 

A Toddlebrity is a toddler or child star with over 50,000 social media followers on twitter, facebook or instagram. Also known as a celebrity toddler.

That Lennon River with his 300,000+ twitter followers is too busy being a toddlebrity to follow us back.

toddlebrity by Tiffani Thiessen February 21, 2018

Toddlers Socks 

Tits that look like a toddlers socks

Small empty and dangling

Usually belonging to a skinny mom with a few kids

She had tits like a toddlers socks

Toddlers Socks by Working Class Hero December 4, 2020

Toddler Hands

When a grown man has freakishly small hands like a toddler.

Look he can barely hold a cup, his toddler hands are too small to hold the handle.

Toddler Hands by dawnnhelene October 27, 2011

Toddler 

A 60-90cm tall human who has exited the “aaaaw” phase and entered the “awfuuuuuuuck” phase. Generally have no respect or regard for anything and unwittingly forces its parents into alcoholism. They don’t sleep, don’t eat food, however they do have a nak for interior design using simple tools such as crayons, lipstick and eyeliner. They are the second most common cause of hypertension and first most common cause of liver serrosis. toddler

Shit Jim, you look like you’ve had a bender this morning! “ don’t be silly Cheryl, I got totally toddlered last night, the little bastard didn’t sleep until 2am” toddler

Toddler by that_guy_from_brizzie November 21, 2017