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A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by and it's creators.

Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
by Printnamehere December 11, 2004
A man who has tourettes, loves tony the tiger, hates head and shoulders and tartar control, his dad died and nobody cares, he feels like a piece of shit,
Tourettes guy is so cool, but i would love to see tourettes guy on BZ
by Scott Clarkin December 14, 2004
The funniest person on the internet.

Hey you, don't talk shit about danny, he really has tourettes, he died because an idiot had to get in a car accident with him. Danny deserves alittle tribute.
"Don't talk shit about total"


Pay the tourettes guy some respect
by ofhwkdhtgnkarn August 25, 2007
One of the funniest people on the internet. He had Tourettes Syndrome and was constantly wasted but was funny as hell. His videos can be found on youtube by searching "tourettes guy". He sadly passed away in 2007 and will be missed by many, including me. If you think he didn't have Tourettes Syndrome then think again, because he was constantly drunk and if you would check then you would see that his actions were not like most people who have Tourettes Syndrome
Some of my favorite Tourettes Guy's lines


"I don't give a dead moose's last shit!"

"Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you in the ass!"

"Eat my short dick!"
by my name is bs December 26, 2007
The only American Hero!
Me: I pledge Alligance to Tourettes guy....

Other guy: and Who's the Faggot With the Tuba!?
by The Keasbey Knight May 15, 2008
(noun) An unusual, yet hilarious creature, who stars in a series of YouTube videos made for entertainment. The videos follow Danny, the star, as he engages in everyday activities which include making food, putting away groceries, or playing table pool while suffering from alcoholism and Tourettes Syndrome and avoiding and/or berating his son and ex-wife, Shirlena.

He frequently blames his screw-ups, or distractions on Bob Saget.

If you plan on meeting Danny, you better make sure that you don't like Head and Shoulders, Colgate Tartar Control nor Blue M&M's. It would also help if you had previously walked a mile in HIS SHIT. And never, EVER, talk shit about Total.

The character recently died in a car accident. However, if you should ever meet the star be careful as he may just be as crazy as his former character. Offer him Total or Corn Flakes to ease any possible rage exhibited by him.
Tourettes Guy: "BITCH!.... I love you...."


TG: "Fuck you, kid! You're a dick!"

Son: "But dad...!"

TG: "You're a faggot!"
by DrunkyMcLush December 15, 2008
A hilarious, drunken middle-aged man who has tourettes. Grounds his son for the most ridiculous reasons ever and doesn't give a shit, SHIT, SHIT!!!
"Let me tell you about a porcupine's balls. They're small and they don't give a shit!"-Tourettes Guy
by Eric Wayne July 13, 2008
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