Mbleh's definitions

TRD

Stands for Toyota Racing Development... but looks like TURD to me.

Pursin: "My car is made by th' TRD!"

Gye: "Don't spell it out for me now damn it! I know how t' spell freakin' TURD!! Shitty car..."

by Mbleh October 1, 2007

Tourettes Guy

This beloved character has very recently passed away. He still is an internet icon, with an enormous cult following. He is recognized for his foul language, neckbrace, (sometimes) wheelchair, mustache, and glasses. He will be sorely missed by myself, and millions of others. He died in his sleep, about a month after a car accident. Tourettes Guy, 1964-2007.

Tourettes Guy: "Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!!!"

Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.

Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. Tourettesguy.com is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information

by Mbleh August 21, 2007

Spree

Mad good melt-in-yo' mouth candy by nestle corperation

Me: "Hey, want some Spree?"
Friend: "Yay-yuh!!"
(Me gives Friend a Spree)
Friend: *CRUNCH!*
Me: "Dude! Don't bite it! You spose to let it melt in yur mouf!"
Friend: "Shut up, Me!!"

by Mbleh October 18, 2007

OMS

Oh my shit! Holy crap!

Person: "I'm stupid"
Guy: "OMS!!"

by Mbleh November 1, 2007

Hey

Synonym for (1)"hello";(2)"Let me get your attention"; and (3)"You bastard!"

1:
Timmy: "Hey! You're pretty!"

2:
Timmy: "Hey! Check out my new Dead Squirrel(tm)!!"

3:
Redneck Bully: "Yer mawma's sayexy!"
Timmy: "Hey! That's not true!"

by Mbleh August 22, 2007

Crapperware

What Uncle Rico on Napolean Dynamite calls Tupperware. He calls it this infront of his customers so they might think that his containers that he sells door-to-door are superior, thus they think Tupperware is crap.

Wife: "Rico said that them containers ain't nunn'a that lame Crapperware! Ah cain't tair it with m' hands so 'at's gotta be good stuff!"
Husband: "Shut up, woman!"

by Mbleh October 22, 2007

Clown

A most evil and diabolical Human which wears face paint, puffy clothes, hangs out at circuses, smokes pot, and slaughters people. Appears to bring great joy to small children.

Holy crap that clown is so frigging evil I want to bight his head off lets watch TV

by Mbleh July 6, 2007