Mbleh's definitions

TRD

Stands for Toyota Racing Development... but looks like TURD to me.

Pursin: "My car is made by th' TRD!"

Gye: "Don't spell it out for me now damn it! I know how t' spell freakin' TURD!! Shitty car..."

by Mbleh October 1, 2007

foamy

Cool. It means cool, and that's what it means. Nothing more. Nothing less.

Me: "You're foamy!"
Jessica: "Awww! Thanks!!"

by Mbleh October 13, 2007

Milton

The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.

Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."

by Mbleh October 28, 2007

Hey

Synonym for (1)"hello";(2)"Let me get your attention"; and (3)"You bastard!"

1:
Timmy: "Hey! You're pretty!"

2:
Timmy: "Hey! Check out my new Dead Squirrel(tm)!!"

3:
Redneck Bully: "Yer mawma's sayexy!"
Timmy: "Hey! That's not true!"

by Mbleh August 22, 2007

Tourettes Guy

This beloved character has very recently passed away. He still is an internet icon, with an enormous cult following. He is recognized for his foul language, neckbrace, (sometimes) wheelchair, mustache, and glasses. He will be sorely missed by myself, and millions of others. He died in his sleep, about a month after a car accident. Tourettes Guy, 1964-2007.

Tourettes Guy: "Why don't you make like a banana, and SHIT!!!"

Tourettes Guy: (On phone with Colgate employee)"I bought your Colgate toothpaste, the one with tartar control, and it made me feel, LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!

I will miss you tourettes guy! May you rest in peace.

Go to YouTube or Google videos for tourettes guy clips. Tourettesguy.com is taking a few weeks of no videos in respect, but go there to read details of what's happened, and Complete Tourettes Guy DVD information

by Mbleh August 21, 2007

OMS

Oh my shit! Holy crap!

Person: "I'm stupid"
Guy: "OMS!!"

by Mbleh November 1, 2007

Chain Letter

A very stupid thing which demented sadists write for their own amusement. Appears in the form of an email, "real" letter, or Youtube comment. Usually goes something like this:

Ef u dn't snd this lettr to 20 mor pple then you'r (mom will die/ balls will be cut off/ you will turn gay) at mdnite tonite LOL ROFL!!!!!

Only horribly stupid people follow these, while intelligent people ignore them. Really intelligent people track down the people who right the letters and kill these people with a lawnmower and a pogo stick.

Stupid person: "Oh no's! I just read a chain letter in me email and if me doesn't copy it an' send it to twenty other extremely stupid people, then my mommy will go bye-bye!"
Smart person: "You are a very stupid person."
Stupid person: (Glues foot to forehead) "What?"

by Mbleh July 7, 2008