Getting your dick sucked then punching the girl in the face
by Dr.Long-n-Slong December 10, 2013
A man who is significantly gayer than a maypole at an Elton John garden party.
John: I know that man. He loves the bum sex every Friday night
Sam: Yeh, I know, what a Tony
by AssMecca August 09, 2013
One who is sarcastic, an asshole, and a good person. Sometimes this person can be seen as only one of these qualities; A nickname for Anthony; A person who is smart
Person #1: Hey, so I heard your friends with Tony.
Person #2: I consider it to be a frenemy.
Person#1: Why is that?
Person#2: Well he can be a real asshole but, he is loyal to his friends.
by Sprisemf January 30, 2015
An amazing guy. People would practically do anything to be or be with a Tony. He has fairly tan skin, is quite tall, and has a great sense of humor. He seems to philosophize a lot, but that's what makes him so great. He is always willing to listen to your problems and will always help you get through it with you. A Tony is very athletic, smart, funny, and is overall a very satisfying person to be with. Tony seems to love playing video games and hates intense card games. Tony will always be there for you, no mater what. His monotonous features may seem intimidating, but once you get to know him, it will be worth it.
Me: Have you talked to Tony yet?
Friend: No, he seems so monotone. It's weird.
Me: He's super sweet once you get to know him!
Tony: Hey you guys!! *hugs me*
Me: *Melts inside*
Friend: Hi Tony.. What are you doing here?
Tony: Hello! Huh? What? What am I doing here? Where am I?! HOW DID I GET HERE?!
Me: *Giggles*
Friend: Hahah! You're funny! What's your GPA again??
Tony: Four point 4. *smirks*
Me: As a freshman?!
Tony: You betcha!
by just another person on earth September 09, 2013
Tony means always for eternity.
Emily: That is a nice tree.
Brooke: That is Tony.
by SuperGSwagMasta34 September 03, 2013
has a big nose that looks like a chile pepper
See that tony there? Oh you mean the chile pepper?
by Big Chile Dog December 28, 2011
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