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Synonymous with Cleveland, this can be used as a term for a bowel movement, but is more often associated with crippling depression the strength of that of Cavs fans after LeBron left. He went to the bathroom to take a Flannery.
He was all sad and stuff and totally started acting like a Flannery. Then he killed himself. |
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| 2. | grippling | ||
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A combination of "gripping" and "crippling" Cleveland's main export is grippling depression.
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| 3. | snarkalec | ||
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Someone who consistently makes snarky comments. It is the combination of the word snark and the phrase smart aleck. Usually negative. Mennie hides her crippling depression by using her sharp wit, she's a real snarkalec.
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| 4. | dirty emo | ||
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A full on emo. Not just an emo that wears tight jeans and has a massive side fringe, but an emo that has the crippling depression and slits their wrists added too. Sometimes dirty emos are not known to be exactly down to Earth and they seem to want to live in isolation. my friend is emo, but not a dirty emo
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| 5. | hangst | ||
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The lingering, crippling, suffocating sense of anxiety that sometimes accompanies a bad hangover. I totally overdid it at the Blue and Gold on Saturday...I ended up blacking out, and when I woke up Sunday morning I was overcome by hangst.
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| 6. | Obamalism | ||
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Obamalism is a crippling psychotic state, in which people fail to recognize Barack Obama as a corporate-sponsored frontman who represents banking interests. This has been accompanied by belief that Obama had intentions of withdrawing American troops from Iraq, associations of Obama with Jesus Christ, and expressions of hysteria upon hearing of Obama's election. In severe cases, victims of Obamalism are immune to treatment with hardcore facts, such as Obama breaking his campaign promise (that he would not appoint any lobbyists to White House positions) by filling the White House with lobbyists. Related forms: O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list; noun, adjective O⋅ba⋅ma⋅list⋅ic; adjective Do you think the next four years of depression will cure people of Obamalism, and make them realize banksters have hijacked both the Republican -and- Democratic parties?
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| 7. | Cleveland | ||
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A city in Ohio. Also known as Clevelandtown. Under construction since 1868. Cleveland's economy is mostly based on Lebron James. Every citizen in Cleveland still uses payphones and has at least two DUI's. The water in Cleveland is so filthy that its rivers can catch on fire. Its main export is crippling depression. All the flats in Cleveland look like they're from a Scooby Doo ghost town. Don't stop or slow down in East Cleveland or you'll die. FUN FACTS: 1.Cleveland leads the nation in drifters. 2. Most of the food in Cleveland is prepared near the street. 3. Cleveland only has two buildings. 4. At least it's not Detroit. Gentleman 1: What's that barren wasteland beyond the horizon?
Gentleman 2: That's a place where there used to be industry. But that was many years ago. That wasteland is known as Cleveland. God forgot about Cleveland a long time ago. |
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