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Toilet Milk 

When you jizz in the toilet, and you don't flush. Therefore letting harden there.

And when your parents ask you, you just say you were eating cereal and shitting at the same time.
No ma, that's just Toilet Milk. You know I have to save time in the morning before school.
Toilet Milk by Slappy Mgee July 9, 2010

Milk toilet 

A girl who sucks dick for free, usually in public bathrooms
That girl is totally a milk toilet
Milk toilet by Krazykay420 May 12, 2015

Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.
Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.
Toilet milkshake by Stompy5 December 6, 2018
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026