To Hostel

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When you and a group of friends are staying at a youth hostel, and you take out your nutsack and drag it across your friend's face while they are sleeping (note, this is only not gay when you're at a hostel).

Person 1: Aw man... Why does my face smell like balls?
Person 2: Because dude, I hosteled you last night!

To Hostel

To Hostel by vinny mcshane July 21, 2009

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Take her to a hotel

Used to say you'd have intercourse with a lady, usually 'easy-going' ones, as you don't take them home.

"Man, you know Amy? I'd take her to a hotel, no problem"

Take her to a hotel by Skii117 February 16, 2009

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girl will you come to my hotel

The rap song music video "Hotel" by Cassidy

An immature song that consists of faggoty hand signols in the motion six.
These motion get fucking annoying when watching this boneheaded music video.

This song if listen to will be stuck in your head for many years to come

Girl you wanna come to my hotel, baby I will leave you my room key - Cassidy

girl will you come to my hotel by Ultimate pballer March 16, 2004

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back to the hotel

A term used as an offering of sex usu. kinky offered to a person of the opposite sex usu. female

Hey girl you lookin' fine, let's head back to the hotel.

back to the hotel by StradAndStrat May 17, 2004

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welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony

welcome to my murder hotel kj

welcome to my murder hotel by quartz89 January 28, 2022

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Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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