The very best

something i want to be

I WANT TO BE THE VERY BEST

by bruhthisismyhandle August 17, 2021

bubblegum droptop

Bubblegum droptop means nothing. It's just a nice-sounding pseudo-phrase to say.

Bubblegum droptop

by bruhthisismyhandle August 26, 2021

stop time

A special time at which you must STOP.

Person 1: Omg, its, like, stop time! But I want to talk annoyingly more!

Person 2: NO. It's time to STOP!

by bruhthisismyhandle August 21, 2021

ignore that

Usually said when something goes wrong but the speaker doesn't want the other person to become worried/scared etc.

Girl: So this is the neighborhood I live in...

Boy: ok

*car explodes*

Girl: Ignore that.

by bruhthisismyhandle September 02, 2021

Wifi Password

The enchantment table language on the back of the router.

Person 1: Hey bro what's the wifi password?

Person 2: ̇/⋮↸ꖌ∴リᓵ𝙹ᓭ⍑↸ᓭꖌ↸⍑ᓭ𝙹リᓵꖌᓭ⍑↸ꖌᓭ╎ᓭꖌ ̇/𝙹ᒷリ↸ꖌ↸⋮↸ꖌ𝙹↸⍑ᓭ𝙹ᒷリ ̇/!¡∴⚍⎓ᒲᓭo↸⍑ ̇/∴𝙹リ↸ᓭ𝙹4ᓭ⍑ᒷ𝙹↸⍑ᓭꖎ∷リ ̇/𝙹3⍑ ̇/𝙹ᒷ⚍⋮𝙹⚍ᓭʖ𝙹⨅⍑ᓭ𝙹ᔑ⋮ꖌ⋮.

Person 1: ...Nevermind then.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 29, 2021

Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER!

A viral video recorded by a cunt who called an uber just to fuck with the driver the whole ride. She cancelled her ride last second so she wouldn't have to pay, and then pretended that she wasn't at her destination with the aim of provoking the driver into hurting her so she could sue for quick money. Luckily her plan didn't work.

Girl: Hostile uber driver refuses to take me to ER! WhErE aM I???2?

200k+ dislikers: yeah no bullshit

by bruhthisismyhandle August 18, 2021

Not butter

Face it. This is the harsh reality. It's not butter.

...wait, it's not butter???

by bruhthisismyhandle August 16, 2021