Definitions by bruhthisismyhandle
fap machine
Guy 1: *fap fap fap…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
Guy 2: Bruh? Get a room!
Guy 3: He’s been fapping for hours, I think we should leave and call the police…
*a few minutes later*
“This is the police! Put your hands up!”
Guy 1 proceeds to fap faster and faster…
“Holy fuck, he’s like a fap machine!”
*the police run away in fear of the imminent explosion…*
fap machine by bruhthisismyhandle October 20, 2022
8 Turn
When you are on a two lane two way road and realize that you missed a left turn so you make a U turn and go diagonally to it. But then you realize its the wrong one and it’s actually ahead so you make another U turn. Then you move left to get on the correct side again.
Person 1: I had to make a 8 turn today and now I feel stupid.
Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!
Person 2: You feel stupid? I made a Z turn because I didn’t notice the side I was on was under construction. I didn’t even finish the turn after the diagonal… I had to get my car towed AND fixed!
8 Turn by bruhthisismyhandle September 11, 2022
yall cant behave
An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:
1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.
2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.
2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?
—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!
——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”
One hour later…
Moderator: locked 'cuz yall cant behave💀
deleted: removed
—deleted: removed
——deleted: removed
—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!
——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”
One hour later…
Moderator: locked 'cuz yall cant behave💀
deleted: removed
—deleted: removed
——deleted: removed
yall cant behave by bruhthisismyhandle August 27, 2022
Y'all can't behave
An excuse for a moderator to lock a thread. Usually, it is for one of two reasons:
1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.
2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
1: The moderator is too lazy to do their job.
2: The moderator didn't like what the commenters were saying.
Commenter 1: How did this get 2000 upvotes in 30 minutes?
—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!
——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”
One hour later…
Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀
deleted: removed
—deleted: removed
——deleted: removed
—Commenter 2: ikr? and what's up with the pinned comment? it sounds like an ad!
——Commenter 3: inb4 “y'all can't behave”
One hour later…
Moderator: locked 'cuz y'all can't behave💀
deleted: removed
—deleted: removed
——deleted: removed
Y'all can't behave by bruhthisismyhandle August 13, 2022
2022
2022 by bruhthisismyhandle December 31, 2021
mji
this is it. you have reached the end of current urban dictionary keyboard combination definitions. how are you feeling right now?
mji by bruhthisismyhandle December 26, 2021
12:30
Person 1: Hey! What time is it?
Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Person 2: Uh, actually it's 12:30...
Muffin: Somebody kill me!
Muffin: IT'S MUFFIN TIME!
Person 2: Uh, actually it's 12:30...
Muffin: Somebody kill me!
12:30 by bruhthisismyhandle September 19, 2021