Time Burger 

Someone who robs your time.

You: Come on Brantley, we really need to go...
Brantley: Wait a minute, I need to clip my toenails.
You: You're such a time burgler!

Time Burger by The Awesomenator August 29, 2005

Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger 

A burger that comes with endive

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger, you should try it!"

Endive Had the Time of My Life Burger by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 20, 2018