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tiddlywinks 

Meaningless parlor game created in Victorian 1890's England in which the objective is to shoot "winks" into a cup. Commonly used today to disparagingly call something trivial and unimportant.
Guy1: Hey man I'm off to play a game of pickup volleyball at the park, want to come?
Guy2: Nah I'm off to play some tackle football, but you can call me when you're done playing tiddlywinks.

"I made 7 grand on the Google IPO, but that's tiddlywinks compared to what the Sergey Brin made."
tiddlywinks by JamesMMMM October 28, 2008

Rasberry Tiddlywinks

When a woman queefs but accidentally squirts blood.
Damm, my gf just did a rasberry tiddlywinks.

tiddleywinking 

tiddleywinking has a few definitions,

1) the act of one simultaneously grabbing their tits and winking,
2) obscure sexual act
3) the act of wasting time/fucking off
4) the act of game playing
1) Janet was tiddleywinking herself in the mirror.
2) Did you see that girl tiddleywinking Nick under the table at the bar last night?
3) I had a few hours to kill before the show so I ended up tiddleywinking around town.
4) Are you tiddleywinking me?
tiddleywinking by Merpanda July 20, 2015

2 tiddlywinks 

You: *serves me food*
Me: wft bro theres only 2 tiddlywinks of food in this
2 tiddlywinks by BroPower_ December 5, 2020

polish tiddlywinks

A game in which contestants race each other pants around their ankles, holding a quarter squeezed gently between their butt cheeks. When they reach the "finish" they must deposit the quarter into a cup, or marked goal first to be the winner.
Those rednecks up north are crazy, they were playing a game of Polish Tiddlywinks! They looked like retards, sick bastards.
polish tiddlywinks by Maylain November 14, 2005

tidleywinks 

its the word you cry out in passion during a good bowel movement.
its the gay cousin of the tella-tubbies
also known as hanging old people nipples
damn, shes got some long ass tidleywinks

baby, im coming, im coming, oh!! tidleywinks
tidleywinks by Jaden Strait January 13, 2011
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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