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Thunderbite by tjseal3403 October 14, 2011
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Lightning Thunderstein
A Jewish man who enjoys to rock and roll. UHH.
Sometimes he rips his shirt. UHH.
He can tolerate any religion, especially the black one. UHH.
He will buy you anything you want if you sex him up. UHH.
One time he ate so much pie that he through up. UHH.
Lightning is a very inspirational man, too. He encourages you to follow his dreams. Once he followed his dreams and now he ROCK AND ROLLS.
Lightning lives with the superhero Captain Cold from the show, Stratford Arms.
He is friends with a man named Rupert Johnson.
And he's rocking retarded. UHH.
Sometimes he rips his shirt. UHH.
He can tolerate any religion, especially the black one. UHH.
He will buy you anything you want if you sex him up. UHH.
One time he ate so much pie that he through up. UHH.
Lightning is a very inspirational man, too. He encourages you to follow his dreams. Once he followed his dreams and now he ROCK AND ROLLS.
Lightning lives with the superhero Captain Cold from the show, Stratford Arms.
He is friends with a man named Rupert Johnson.
And he's rocking retarded. UHH.
Lightning Thunderstein: Let me see your boobies! UHH.
Girl: *shows boobies*
*lifts it up*
Lightning Thunderstein: AHH-
Girl: *shows boobies*
*lifts it up*
Lightning Thunderstein: AHH-
Lightning Thunderstein by The demon Barbor 1997 December 31, 2011
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Triumph Thunderbird
Noun.
1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.
b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"
2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.
3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.
4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.
5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
1. a) Triumph's answer to the pitiful pleas of riders with dicks under 4 inches long who need a large displacement, grossly overweight motorcycle, to feel at least semi-adequate.
b) Triumph's response to losing a lawsuit brought by the GLBT coalition that charged Triumph with building the Bonneville and derivatives solely for heterosexual riders and demanding a Gay bike for alternative lifestyle riders. Upon seeing the new Thunderbird a GLBT spokesperson was quoted as saying: "Thweet!"
2. Triumph's attempt to appease the tasteless American masses. By abandoning classic style and adopting the Universal Japanese Motorcycle look (garnished with some rather obvious Harley Davidson touches), Triumph hopes to capture a few of the Rich Urban Bikers who buy both American and Japanese V-Twins.
3. Triumph's recognition of the American rider as both obese and slow witted. Oblivious to the irony, these riders who regularly criticize Harleys as being heavy and underpowered are beating down the doors to get Triumph's heavy and underpowered Thunderbird.
4. A Large useless motorcycle built for, and marketed to, rubes; the Thunderbird is easily recognizable as a Triumph because it says so on the tank.
5. Motorcycle of choice for the Silent Skulls Lone Riders Motorcycle Club (See also Mangina Motorcycle Corps)
Q. I am fat, gay, and afraid of Harleys but still want to pretend to be a biker, what motorcycle should I get?
A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!
A. The new Triumph Thunderbird of course!
Triumph Thunderbird by Bonnie4ever March 15, 2009