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Think Wank 

A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.
A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.
Think Wank by MikeMilligan December 13, 2021

think tank wank 

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor
my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.
think tank wank by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Thanky Wanky 

The cookiecore way to say "thank you" or "thank you so much". In social media, after saying " thanky wanky", they add the silly emoticon :3
Thanky wanky vania mania kid :3
Thanky Wanky by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025

thanky wanky 

A cookiecore slang that means "thank you". Sometimes, in social media, they add the ":3" emoticon after saying the word.
thanky wanky by Mrs. Cookiecore February 22, 2025

thinkwanking 

Verb - 1. Imagining something so exciting you achieve orgasm. 2. Fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve orgasm.
I was so bored, I started thinkwanking about what I was going to do to my girl after work.

Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.
thinkwanking by Tulip_Man April 20, 2009

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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