Thinky wank

where you don't use porn to wank

Me: "i'm going for a Thinky Wank"
Friend:"who you going to think about?"
Me: "your mum"

Thinky wank by buttonsex February 28, 2012

Think Wank 

A wank achieved with no aid other than your own memory or imagination.

A power cut is no problem, so long as you have the power of the Think Wank.

Think Wank by MikeMilligan December 13, 2021

think tank wank 

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

think tank wank by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

Thanky Wanky 

The cookiecore way to say "thank you" or "thank you so much". In social media, after saying " thanky wanky", they add the silly emoticon :3

Thanky wanky vania mania kid :3

Thanky Wanky by Mrs. Cookiecore February 20, 2025

thanky wanky 

A cookiecore slang that means "thank you". Sometimes, in social media, they add the ":3" emoticon after saying the word.

Thanky Wanky :3

thanky wanky by Mrs. Cookiecore February 22, 2025

thinkwanking 

Verb - 1. Imagining something so exciting you achieve orgasm. 2. Fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve orgasm.

I was so bored, I started thinkwanking about what I was going to do to my girl after work.

Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.

thinkwanking by Tulip_Man April 20, 2009