Verb - 1. Imagining something so exciting you achieve orgasm. 2. Fantasizing about something when no other stimuli is available an attempt to achieve orgasm.
I was so bored, I started thinkwanking about what I was going to do to my girl after work.
Did you see the girl by the tulips, I'm totally thinkwanking about her right now.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).