by Ame-Cat May 13, 2003
1. An eating utinsel, usually made of twisted metal, but can also be carved from word or shaped of perceline. Can also be carved of marbel and is often considered one of the most idiotic things to collect.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.
2. A type of "pipe" used for smoking various combustible substances, usually affiliated with marijuana.
3. A type of cuddling in which the male lays back and the female positions herself, resting with her back against the male.
4. A type of sex similar to the above definition, but the man's penis is inserted into the womans vagina as she rests against him.
5. A band that came out of Texas and is widely exclaimed.
6. An insult that could be used against a mentally retarded or dense person. Can also be used against someone cought in the act of acting stupid.
"Ned, I do not understand why you INSIST on colecting so many of these blasted SPOONS!"
"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"
Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.
Ted's favourite position is spooning.
Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".
"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"
"Hey man, bring your best shit over tonight. I got a new spoon!"
Reggie and Catherine were spooning by the fire, just to enjoy each others company.
Ted's favourite position is spooning.
Times magazine did a cover story on the new hit sensation "Spoon".
"Oh my GOD, Fred! You are such a SPOON!"
"Hey retard, why don't you go back to your mommy and speak in spoon to her?! *assumes a steriotypical 'retard' position by placing hand limply thumping against chest and adjusting face to look stupid* Durrr, durrr, durrr!"
by Kazaaar Dereph E'Nairon October 17, 2006
by emohammers December 11, 2003
An eating utensil, which, contrary to popular belief, was not invented until the 15th Century, by the English nobleman Gerald F. Spoon. The invention of the spoon played a major role in the rise of the artistic Renaissance, as artists, especially those in Italy, no longer wasted large amounts of their time eating soup with forks, and, thus, were able to devote more time towards their art.
"Now that I've finished my soup in a timely fashion by using this new utensil called a spoon, I'm able to paint this portrait of Mona Lisa." -Leonardo Da Vinci
by ovaltinejenkins15 October 1, 2017
by LittleGordo November 2, 2004
I'm going to fucking kill you with this spoon!!
by Br0k3n L1eZ July 19, 2008
A form of cuddling in which the man embraces the woman from the back and fit together like spoons. Hence the word "spooning."
For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner
For Girls: Cute, Warm, & Straight to sleep
For Guys: A face full of hair, A dead arm, & an awkward boner
Girl to Girl: "Omg me and my boyfriend were spooning last night and it was so adorable! I slept like a baby."
Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."
Guy to Guy: "Bro I was spooning with my girl last night and it was so weird. I took me like 3 hours to fall asleep, and I couldn't move because I didn't want her to feel me."
by kingshitpaolo187 February 9, 2013