12 definitions by emohammers
a complete moron for using the word to define their diet. a person who eats only some types of meat, yet still has the nerve to label themselves. they eat fish or birds, but no cows, pigs, whatever. somehow they think that the big animals are animals, and the little ones are plants. they aren't strong enough to eliminate all meats from their diet like real vegetarians.
by emohammers February 19, 2004
'i bought some jellybeans, and jerry was criddling all of them'
'yea he's such a criddler'
'i brought you some criddle from the store'
'yea he's such a criddler'
'i brought you some criddle from the store'
by emohammers December 11, 2003
one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.
'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
by emohammers December 11, 2003
one of the gnarliest up and coming skateboarders around. watch such videos as citystars: street cinema or emerica: this is skateboarding for confirmation
by emohammers December 11, 2003
someone who claims to be vegetarian, yet still eats chicken (or fish) because they think that if a cow is an animal, a chicken is a plant. these people are a disgrace to the vegetarian community, and only make everyone stupider. if you eat any animal and use the word 'vegetarian' to describe your diet, you should be hit by a bus.
"i was starting to like betsy. she's cute, likes good music, and sayd she was a vegetarian. but on our date, she ordered a chicken salad, so i slapped her and drove home"
by emohammers December 14, 2003
what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms
macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy
by emohammers December 11, 2003
'mike, are you gonna H it with melissa?'
'give me the H when i come into your work'
'my parents are gone, so lets throw down the H'
'give me the H when i come into your work'
'my parents are gone, so lets throw down the H'
by emohammers December 11, 2003