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12 definitions by emohammers

 
1.
just plain stupid, un-original, or lifeless. barbed wire tattoos, butterflies, and tribal tattoos are lame, they say a lot about the person who gets them.
sarah got a butterfly tattoo on her lower back. that's so lame, i'd rather get a dick on mine, at least i'll be more original.
by emohammers December 10, 2003
 
2.
romantic cuddling
wife: 'lets spoon honey'
husband: 'fuck you bitch, suck my dick and sit on my face'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
 
3.
arm covered in tattoos (look at tommy lee)
"i heard jon got some ink"
"yea he's got a full sleeve now"
by emohammers December 10, 2003
 
4.
one of the gnarliest up and coming skateboarders around. watch such videos as citystars: street cinema or emerica: this is skateboarding for confirmation
owen wilson: 'like what? bluntslide? c'mon, spanky bluntslid that in the emerica video...alright'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
 
5.
what meathead macho fucks get tattood around their bicep because they want to appear tougher, and because they have no creativity or originality, so they get barbedwire on their arms
macho dave ripped off all his sleeves so he could show the school his lame-ass barbed wire tattoo. what a pussy
by emohammers December 10, 2003
 
6.
one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.
'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
by emohammers December 10, 2003
 
7.
cuz
what a real city kid can call his friend, bro, nigga, etc. but the white suburban kids want to be down with this term too, so they use it.
white suburban kid: 'yo whattup cuz'
black city kid: (punches wigger in face)
by emohammers February 18, 2004