emohammers's definitions

semi-vegetarian

a complete moron for using the word to define their diet. a person who eats only some types of meat, yet still has the nerve to label themselves. they eat fish or birds, but no cows, pigs, whatever. somehow they think that the big animals are animals, and the little ones are plants. they aren't strong enough to eliminate all meats from their diet like real vegetarians.

'yea i eat chicken and fish, but i wanna sound cool so i'll say i'm a 'type' of vegetarian'

by emohammers February 18, 2004

raver

can be a person who enjoys going to underground parties. often ravers like to put drugs into their systems because the high of life is not good enough. this also results in wearing the most hideous clothing such as huuuge pants, backwards/upside down visors, pacifiers, and skin tight shirts. ravers have an obsession with glowsticks and they resemble zombies.

"did you see that lifeless, baggy-pant wearing, pacifier sucking drug addict?"
"yea, jane is a raver"

by emohammers December 9, 2003

sleeve

arm covered in tattoos (look at tommy lee)

"i heard jon got some ink"
"yea he's got a full sleeve now"

by emohammers December 10, 2003

H it

to hook up with someone, or to get the hook up

'mike, are you gonna H it with melissa?'
'give me the H when i come into your work'
'my parents are gone, so lets throw down the H'

by emohammers January 5, 2007

criddle

to mooch off someone. also can be used to describe 'stuff'

'i bought some jellybeans, and jerry was criddling all of them'
'yea he's such a criddler'
'i brought you some criddle from the store'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

beer goggles

one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.

'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'

by emohammers December 10, 2003

Pollo-Vegetarian

someone who claims to be vegetarian, yet still eats chicken (or fish) because they think that if a cow is an animal, a chicken is a plant. these people are a disgrace to the vegetarian community, and only make everyone stupider. if you eat any animal and use the word 'vegetarian' to describe your diet, you should be hit by a bus.

"i was starting to like betsy. she's cute, likes good music, and sayd she was a vegetarian. but on our date, she ordered a chicken salad, so i slapped her and drove home"

by emohammers December 13, 2003