The Magic Johnson
It's when your fucking a bitch doggy style and during the act you whisper in her ear "I have AIDS" and see if you can hang on for the shot clock!!!
The Magic Johnson by Matty Punani March 3, 2010
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The Magic Johnson
The Magic Johnson by Robert Krebs May 25, 2005
the magic Johnson
the act in which one has 3 sluts, 2 sluts spinning with there cunts on each index finger like a basketball, then finally the last slut spining on the mans pork sword. just like the famous basketballer magic johnson
"last night I was ballin and picked up hunnies and gave them the magic johnson the bitches thought they were honourary globe trotters."
the magic Johnson by alycie orchlair January 29, 2009
The "Magic Johnson"
Having two females (both of whom are under 95 lbs, thus qualifying them as "spinners") simultaneously sitting and spinning on each of a mans index fingers by said females snatches.
"Man, did you see Drew last night?"
"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"
"Yea, that shit was crazy! He pulled off The "Magic Johnson" on those two girls!"
The "Magic Johnson" by NRS27 February 14, 2012
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