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the candy cane 

receiving a hand job with peppermint massage oil which is finished by a blow job. you say "candy cane" at the moment of ejaculation as she enjoys the mint flavored load.
she was giving me a handy this morning with this peppermint massage oil. right when I was about to come she started sucking it. afterward she smiled, wiping it off her lips and said "it's minty." that's when it struck me and I coined the term "the candy cane." look for it on urban dictionary later.
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the candy cane 

having sex with a girl whilst she is on her period, then pulling out and then getting head so the blood and cum swirl together to make a "candy cane"
(n)-a candy cane-the dick afterwards
(v)-to candy cane-performing the candy cane
that wench was crazy enough to let me make the candy cane

The Candy Cane 

Having sex with a woman on her period and ejaculating inside of her. When you remove your penis from her, you have the red and white appearance of a candy cane.
Johnny came in Susie's vagina while she was on her period. Susie commented on the candy cane appearance of his penis after he removed it from her.

henry the candy cane lover 

henry the candy cane lover

henry loves to insert his penis into a women who is on her period. once they have ejaculated he is left with a red and white willy.

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women- im on my period

henry- that okay that's the way I like it , candy cane style

ill stick it in and itll turn red and then white will be added. I am henry the candy cane lover.

The Prison Candy Cane 

To forcefully shove a candy cane down an erect penis then proceed to suck the candy cane
You better stfu or imma perform the prison candy cane on your broke ass

The Russian Candy Cane 

You punch a girl in the face, to make her nose bleed, while you cum all over her face.
That girl's face never looked the same after she got the Russian Candy Cane on Christmas Eve.

7 levels of the candycane forest 

1. in the movie elf where will ferral had to cross through to get to new york.

2. where a boy learned a valuble lesson
once apon a time a young lad went on a magical ride to fuck himself he had to go through the 7 levels of the candycane forest and fight off giant squirels and when he got there he was answered: what the fuck kinda boy needs to funking learn how to fuck himself seriously just fuck off you retarded fuck!