The worst town in all of the world, we have a bowling alley, parking lots and a movie theater. Its where the kids smoke weed and do dip. The adults all leave whenever they get a chance. People cannot even properly pronounce the name of their town, Wiltson is how it is pronounced around here. Guy Harvey shirts are far to prominent, most of the poplulation doesnt know what the word prominent means. If your clothes dont have a fish, a deer, a gun, or a rebel flag on them you are an outcast. Thats good old Wilson for you!
Welcome to Wilson we have absolutely nothing!
Oh no you had to go to Wilson I'm so very sorry
by Wiltson NC is home April 29, 2011
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Penis, but not necessarily an erect one. Willy is short for Wilson, and is more commonly used.
That geezer got his Wilson out in public. Don't be such a Wilson!
by Wilson Nilson July 21, 2005
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A great guy with whom you will never have a dull moment; he is (usually) friendly and loving but is almost a complete joke. He can't refrain from saying the dumbest sentences known to man, while also being stressed out by the most simple situations where he holds responsibility. Wilson's are not actually stupid, but they sure seem that way.

It is impossible to not love a Wilson, but it's also impossible to not pity them, or find humour in almost everything they do or say.

It can also be used as an adjective to explain doing something immensely stupid, without thought, or that is a complete joke to all who observe it
Noun: Scientists are still baffled by the immense complexity of Wilson's stupidity, but he's still a great guy

Adjective: Did you hear about the kid who tripped over? What a Wilson!
by Captain Nye March 17, 2019
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A small, messed up school, where people sodomize eachother on the bus with pencils and cell phones. They put the phones on vibrate, and then call them.
Wow, that school is messed up! Yeah of course it is, its Wilson.
by lil' Mikey April 29, 2008
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Original term came from the motion picture, Castaway, in which a man gets stranded on a desert island. *Spoilers* His only 'friend' on the island is a volleyball he has named Wilson (after the brand). After being stuck for several years he finally escapes the island, but loses Wilson in the middle of the ocean.

In the MMO gaming community, the term is used to describe someone that runs at the first sign of trouble. It can be used to describe the person or used to describe the action of running away.
as a verb:
GroupLeader 'We got a full group of enemies incoming from the south'
<Bard stops following leader and runs the opposite direction>
GroupLeader 'WTF! Our bard just wilsoned on us!'

as a noun:
RandomGuy 'I heard you ran as soon as that other group came up on yall'
Bard 'Yeah, I've seen them before. They're good, we couldn't take em anyways.'
RandomGuy 'wilson...'
by Mammyjammer March 9, 2007
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When you eat pussy and your face is totally in the womens snatch, which is everything but his eyes
by wowhesfat May 19, 2006
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to shit piss and throw up simultaniously
man, he got so hammered he wilsoned himself
by shitheal December 20, 2007
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