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A great guy with whom you will never have a dull moment; he is (usually) friendly and loving but is almost a complete joke. He can't refrain from saying the dumbest sentences known to man, while also being stressed out by the most simple situations where he holds responsibility. Wilson's are not actually stupid, but they sure seem that way.

It is impossible to not love a Wilson, but it's also impossible to not pity them, or find humour in almost everything they do or say.

It can also be used as an adjective to explain doing something immensely stupid, without thought, or that is a complete joke to all who observe it
Noun: Scientists are still baffled by the immense complexity of Wilson's stupidity, but he's still a great guy

Adjective: Did you hear about the kid who tripped over? What a Wilson!
by Captain Nye March 17, 2019
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