When someone that you don't want to talk to calls you and you ignore it, thusly pwning them via telephone.
by Gustafae August 8, 2008
I was tele fucking my boyfriend last night, he became so hot we decided to make it real and move in together. telephone fucking hot sex fuck love
by Mercedes Belle August 18, 2011
To telepathically hump or umph someone/some people, usually resulting in the ejaculation of semen into either sex's genitals.
by Lumi June 28, 2003
by Larry Chiang September 14, 2005
Tele Op Spec - Everybody, Signals, Infantry and even Civvies, knows that a Spec-Op (aka Special Telegraphist, Morse-Monkey, Tele-op spec) is what you call when your wife or lady needs some real good lovin' and your cold beer needs drinkin' whilst you are away on exercise or operational tour. Known in the Corps to be the best lovers and envied by all the handbags, tele mechs, techs, EDs and thick as fuck lineys
1) Hey Don, Hear you off to Ireland for a tour... Don't worry mate.. I'll keep an eye out to make sure your Mr's don't get Spec Op'd (Tele Op Spec'd) whilst your over there.
2) No point going to the NAAFI bar tonight lads.. The Tele Op Spec's have just finished shift... wasting our time with the WRACs with those fanny magnets knocking about.
3) Wish I could have made it in the Corps as a Spac Op (common slang term used for those that failed or never made Tele Op Spec)
2) No point going to the NAAFI bar tonight lads.. The Tele Op Spec's have just finished shift... wasting our time with the WRACs with those fanny magnets knocking about.
3) Wish I could have made it in the Corps as a Spac Op (common slang term used for those that failed or never made Tele Op Spec)
by HRH Colonel in Chief February 1, 2014
You can't get any fuckin' thing done around here because those support pukes are tele-spankin' the monkey.
by Three Beers April 10, 2009
Tele-pee-thic – the system dogs use to communicate with each other through encoded messages in their urine. A dog will send a tele-pee-thic message, like “beware of the postman”, by relieving itself on a bush, fire hydrant, grass, etc. Then another dog will come along, smell the urine spot to receive the message, then reply with a courtesy pee on the same location stating “Callie received your message-thanks”
Rover bravely sent a tele-pee-thic message to all other dogs in the area by urinating on Mrs Jone’s rose bushes. The message sent was “Nice flowers, but a mean lady will yell at you if you leave a message here”
by PoorDavid December 28, 2022