The super icon of Nintendo that takes shrooms to grow big while jumping around on bad guys, usually in very high strides. He also breaks blocks with his head, presumably he knows karate. No womder he kicks bowser's ass so much.
A saint who takes shrooms and hallucinates the weirdiest things while still being kid-friendly.
A saint who takes shrooms and hallucinates the weirdiest things while still being kid-friendly.
Bowser: Mha ha ha, I have captured the princess (again) and the stars.
*Super Mario walks in*
Bowser: Sh**
*Gets his ass kicked...again*
*Super Mario walks in*
Bowser: Sh**
*Gets his ass kicked...again*
by The Harbinger of Truth and Pain October 12, 2005
by Nutch November 30, 2009
by Dan Alston December 8, 2006
A Plumber for Nintendo who does Mushrooms and Has been doing them for almost 30 years or so. Every time, he stumbles in a endless Search of a princess that does not give a single shred of attention to him and Defeat this Turtle/Dragon/Dinosour/Ke$ha being who likes castles and Has been begging to get into The princesses Panties every time but most likely has because there is no way Bowser can wait that long for a peice of Ass. Mario usally can be found talking to his gay brother Luigi about Saving "HER" again for the 50th time and with his Slaves or the Toby/Tyrone-Named Midgets, "Toads" and their all the Same height and have the same voice. Sometimes Reggie Fills or whoever runs Nintendo would find Mario and Force to Play random Sports and Drive Go Karts or Be in a fighting Games that Have all of Nintendos Prositutes like Samus Aran, the most Succulent Truffle I have ever tasted
Kid that Never Played a Game: "Who is That, Daddy? Is that Super Mario?"
Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!
Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"
Dad: "Oh no, Hes High Again! We are leaving Son!
Kid: "But Mario looks like Hes Making a New Game! Super Mario Sexy time with Luigi!?"
by F0REVER UNREAL February 10, 2011
When a female uses her own fingers, in her own ass, for the sole purpose of pulling them out and unsuspectingly swiping them across the upper lip of the guy (or girl) that she is hooking up with.
I was fucking this guy and he wouldn't stop squirming around, so I reached around and gave him a Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
I just wanted him to fuck my brains out but he kept fiddling around with a condom so I reached behind me to prep my fingers for a nice saucy Super Mario.
by My real name is Al! July 29, 2010
The name for "Jumperman" the character created in Donkey Kong (Arcade). He is now known almost exlusively as Mario and Super Mario.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
Named after Nintendo's landlord at the time.
by Artifishalfish December 19, 2006
An Italian man who can lay pipe with the best of 'em; very proficient at cleaning out any faulty plumbing.
by Ryan Eaves April 26, 2006