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Text Date 

a guy goin out on date with his girl but they at home texting while the guy comes up with the places and situation
boy:hey wat u doin?
girl:nuthin just bored
boy:me 2 lets have a Text Date girl:sure y not

after the date

girl:i had a fun nite on da phone
guy:my pleasure
Text Date by REDBIRD7 May 13, 2010

Text Date 

Arranging to text someone at a certain time.
Person 1: "Text me at 11 yeh?"
Person 2: "Yeh sure"

Later on in the day.....

Person 3: "Heyy"
Person 2: "Hey, Dont let me forget that I have a Text Date with Joe at 11"
Text Date by M.L.P March 26, 2009

Textdated 

Keeping someone updated about situations or events by texting often.
"I'm busy all day today, but I'll keep you textdated on what I'm doing and where I am."
Textdated by DrWro May 14, 2013

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026