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A Texas Dump Dog originated in the Texas Revolution when one soilder took a major dump in a hot dog bun then feed their enemy the warm meal. After the enemy or sexual partner has eaten the dump dog, the "server" fucks the "served" mouth.
I gave dis bitch a texas dump dog and she puked on my junk before I could finish.

She got my special, a extra long chili texas dump dog.
by Billy LangHenry March 03, 2009

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