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Testicleeze

Testicleeze- Greek God of Balls... During the war of the gods that broke out at the foot of Mt Olympus Testicleeze defeated Hercules, Hades, and Zeus by slapping them with his godly, golden, gigantic balls. Testicleeze was a master of the thrust...as he used this skill to vanquish many foes...and an occasional foe-ette in bed...ooooh. But he rarely got naughty cuz everytime he tried the chick would suffocate due to his giant nutsack. Testicleeze is the Brother of Smegmaphaestus the goddess of Vaginal Discharge.
BY THE GODS......ITS TESTICLEEZE!!!! AHHHHHHHH!
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Testiclees

Testiclees was the mightiest of all naked Greek Gods.
Testiclees by tramdog August 11, 2003

testicleez 

Man that dude really had testicleez!!!
testicleez by drgnldy November 21, 2003

testaclees

An ancient god worshipped by homos who is said that could offer a rain of beautiful naked men for other men only and would exterminate women, until he was banned by subsequent social acceptance. He sits alongside Satan waiting for bad homos to come to hell so he can please them with many anorguysm
After having an extremely gay sausage and mayo breakfast, Cash offered his blessings to testaclees
testaclees by Father EEP January 18, 2008

Testiclees

A Roman Gladiator who was driven insane by his own name.
Hey! Testiclees! ....Are you nuts?
Hey! Testiclees .....You got some balls!
Testiclees by StuPedasso October 10, 2012

testicleez 

testicleez was my gaming alias for many years until some prick stole it recently on gamespy. because he pays an annual fee to use gamespy, he was given the name and it was taken away from me, even though i had been using it for years. if whoever stole my alias ever reads this, i hope you burn for eternity. Or kindly change your name to something else so i can have my beloved alias back.
Testicleez was my alias until some jerk ripped it off from me.
testicleez by the REAL Testicleez December 20, 2003

Testicleese 

Spencer; The testicle powered roman warrior
"Testicleese grabbed his might Shwartz and smoted the bad dude"
Testicleese by Booby November 5, 2004