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Testicleeze- Greek God of Balls... During the war of the gods that broke out at the foot of Mt Olympus Testicleeze defeated Hercules, Hades, and Zeus by slapping them with his godly, golden, gigantic balls. Testicleeze was a master of the thrust...as he used this skill to vanquish many foes...and an occasional foe-ette in bed...ooooh. But he rarely got naughty cuz everytime he tried the chick would suffocate due to his giant nutsack. Testicleeze is the Brother of Smegmaphaestus the goddess of Vaginal Discharge.
BY THE GODS......ITS TESTICLEEZE!!!! AHHHHHHHH!
by Turdmit"The Great Destroyer" September 03, 2009
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