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Testy Waffle

1) A sexy breakfast menu item probably requiring the use of whip cream.

2) A gruesome wrestling move which requires a boot making an imprint on the fat roll of a bitter bitch.
1) Man, I sure am horny for some testy waffles.

2) That bitch was hating on me so I put a Big Mac on the ground and while she was down I stomped a Testy Waffle on that skank.
Testy Waffle by Tinytatertot December 3, 2011
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Waffle House Test 

The act of placing ones penis on someones face in order to determine if they are too drunk to go to Waffle House.
Jon : Is Spencer too drunk to go to waffle house?
Douglas: I don't know.. lets test him...
Jon: Ok... waffle house test?? (Jon places penis on Spencer's face and as Spencer doesn't respond...) Yeah, he is too drunk.