Testefreeze 

The sensation a man feels while driving a car with a cold beverage between his legs.

No, it's just the sweat from the big-gulp... I'm serious. I even have testefreeze! Look!

Testefreeze by Nicolas Thorley March 11, 2005

teethfreeze 

when you bite into something or drink something really cold and it makes your teeth hurt

Boy: "Aah! Teethfreeze!"
Girl: "What?"
Boy: "I just bit into my icecream and it made my teeth hurt!"

teethfreeze by Jeremy & Julie December 27, 2008

Textfreeze 

When someone comes to a complete stop - usually in the middle of the sidewalk - so they can read and respond to texts.

The other day I saw someone with a serious case of textfreeze. They were there for 15 minutes!

Textfreeze by rohondy February 27, 2015