Terry Funk born June 30, 944 in Amarillo,Texas,is an American professional wrestler,known chiefly for the hardcorewrestling style he adopted in the later part of his career that inspired many later wrestlers,most notably Mick Foley.He is affectionately known as "The Funker".
"Jesus,Terry Funk is doing some crazy shit for a guy his age!"
Terry Funk has brutalized a jobber, spits in the camera, vicious with all his opponents, trash talks people, and loves to wrestle hardcore matches, just like on ECW. Even to this day, Terry is still a mean, bad boy of wrestling who don't change for anyone.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).